DIMENSION I — The White
Blinding, horizonless expanse where gravity feels optional. The air hums with market chatter from nowhere. Tiny natural rips open and collapse — unstable, irresistible.
Meme Gods sit on thrones of pure hype (God-Pepe, Arch-Doge, Eternal Wojak), watching silently. Relic Keepers polish artifacts from legendary pumps.
Relics of Ascension: “Elon’s Eternal Tweet”, “The First Bonk Bat”, “Genesis Shiba Collar”. Untouchable by mortals.
The White is where meme-coin legends retire. Only true god-status returns here.
LOG – DIMENSION: THE WHITE] Status: Spawned • Relics: Unknown • Hostiles: Unknown • Note: Meme Gods won’t speak unless you survive the Rooms.
DIMENSION II — The Rooms
Surreal, self-contained levels — each themed after a market meta or archetype.
Backrooms meets shitposting. Every room is alive and wants you stuck.
Trench Market (bagholder soldiers)
Laundroverse (wash traders & Gas Goblins)
Pharma Field (floating pills)
Frog Throne (smug divine Pepe)
Relics of Hype — absurd, cursed items unique to each room. Survive enough, collect relics, maybe you’ll return to The White as a god. Fail, and you respawn broke.
ROOM LOG] Status: Room #3 “Pharma Field” • Relic: Pill of Infinite Focus (9 min clarity → 3 hr cope) • Hostiles: Jeets, Snipers • Note: Every Room has an exit with a catch.
DIMENSION III — The Ledger
Infinite marble corridors lined with towering “blocks” like gravestones. Constant tick…tick…tick — a hardware wallet scrolling forever.
Validators stamp blocks with glowing seals. Orphan Blocks whisper ancient prices; listening too long makes you act on dead alpha.
HOLO sees his name carved with a liquidation price he hasn’t hit yet.
Degen fear: “Is my wallet tracked?”
Hope: “What if I could see future txs?”
DIMENSION IV — The Order Book
A void trading floor. Two living walls — one green, one red — collide like cosmic Tetris.
The Bidders: paper-thin, chanting “send it”.
The Asks: swollen and veined, whispering “dump it”.
The Liquidators: sharks devouring anyone caught in the spread.
The Book tries to trap you on one side. Each time HOLO switches, a random part of him glitches — sometimes cosmetic, sometimes lethal.